Three Piece Swing

A study of suits, jazz, and America

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girl:
babe come over
boy:
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:
my parents aren't home
boy:
I know

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Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.